The CTRG All-Stars: The Stepford Sabotage

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Deep in the wilds of suburban Connecticut lies a force to be reckoned with.  Aggressive and striking (in all senses of the word), the all-star Stepford Sabotage have been waging a war on wheels against docile conformity since December of 2007.  Made up of CTRG's best and most experienced skaters, the Sabotage compete on an international level within the WFTDA, leaving a trail of bruised and battered opponents in their wake.  They are known far and wide for their supersonic booty blocks, and have been known to use the blood of their opponents to frost their signature cupcakes.  Betty Crocker, meet Betty Ford.